So where I live we get a load of wasp spiders during summer time. If you’ve never heard of them they’re these relatively small yellow and black spiders who’s bite supposedly feels like a wasp sting hence the name. Anyway today my sibling said there was a bugs nest outside, I come outside and see a load of tiny wasp spiders clustered together on a little web. There egg must if just hatched because I’ve never seen so many wasp spiders in one spot. Now some people would be freaked out by this but my first thought was “omfg they’re so cute and I want all of them and I wish I could snuggle them without hurting them” and my second thought was “I have to make a gender out of these cute motherfuckers”
So here’s the gender.
Babywaspspidergender
A gender related to baby wasp spiders. It is unusually adorable. It feels young, childish and slightly agressive. Can also be related to cob webs, baby animals, stinging and wasps.
The black and white are the colours of the wasp spiders, white is for webs and dark pink is for the simultaneous cuteness and scariness. -Jamie