☆ transfaeflu – a transill/xenomalady term for one who feels as if they should have the fae flu from home safety hotline!
☆ the fae flu is a rare and dangerous illness commonly spread by household faes.
– symptoms include headaches, fever, eye discoloration, seeds taking root in skin pores, and blooming.
– whilst rarely fatal, the fae flu can still have long lasting effects on the lifetime health of an infected human. long-term symptoms commonly include dizziness, fatigue, mono-colored vision, deliriousness, and endless dreams.
– the fae flu has no cure, and can only be prevented by keeping your household fae-free.
[ if this term has already been coined, please consider this an alt flag! ]